Thursday, June 25, 2009

Wanted: A Goddess



Check out the link! There are too many straight lines to count, so I'll leave hilarity to the comments section.

12 comments:

granolagirl said...

WOW!
Can you believe this guy?

She will believe that what I say comes from God?

What kinda drugs is this guy on?

Linda said...

I'd like to have coffee with his ex-wife to get the real scoop on this guy. THAT would "enlighten" me... LOL!!! Seriously, best of luck to him, but all he'll attract are loons.

Gale said...

How on earth did you find THAT link?

Cindy said...

ROTFLOL. When he finds HER, she won't want him! Besides, no pets? How unenlightened is that? I want in on coffee with the ex-wife, lol. Do you think he posted enough pictures of himself? ;)

Annie said...

it's beyond your wildest dreams, is it not? unfortunately i'm just too tired to be a goddess these days, so bfml is stuck with me. you'd think that since buddy is going to be a billionaire anytime soon (for sure) some gold diggin goddess out there must be just chomping at the bit to get to mr. enlightened.

my favorite parts: she must have a trim waist/yet he doesn't. must have long hair/yet he can't grow it himself. doesn't watch tv/but he'll watch his own show when it's on. he's posted pictures of himself that are up to nearly 10 years old! ohhhhhh.. there's too many.. my head is going to explode!

my friend mandie sent me the link; there's also a ravelry thread with 25 pages of comments if you're up for a laugh or 900.

Catie said...

wow, words fail to express my amazement and shock...

Liza said...

Saw this the other day and yeah, how could one turn down an opportunity at such a prime catch??

Liza {who's eyes are going to get stuck if they roll back any further}

Domie's Mom said...

Am I so very lame or "out of touch" that I really don't get it?

Shoot, I don't ??
What is this new language anyway?

Kourtney said...

Mother of pearl; I don't even know what to say.

I wonder what kind of partner his sons are looking for? Since a person learns so much from their parents....

And really, I guess he's being pretty upfront about what he wants; can you imagine ending up on a blind date with this guy? Eesh.

Jim said...

He must be SO envious of me. :)

Shelley said...

Wow! I got through most of it and just Wow!

Cindy said...

Okay, ugly mug needs to go away now . . . pretty please?